Rolf Schwarz

    

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37 North Road
Bournbrooke
Birmingham
B29 6AN
England

rolf_schwarz@hotmail.com

A Story

 

Once upon a time there was a gathering of young people. This gathering, behind a valley on a hill, was also attended by a Polish girl with a name of a King… a- come to think of it, I believe that her name was actually taken from a famous Polish Queen, something like Jadwiga, or so.

             This girl had blue eyes and long blond hair. (!) Enough said.

She was very energetic and enthusiastic- most of all when the issue of taking pictures came up. To say it with the pot-noodles advert: “It’s all me, me, me, me, me. Me in front of the church, me in front of the castle, me in front of the shop.” Perhaps she wasn’t from Poland actually, but from Japan.

Anyway.

One day the group of young royals made a trip to the surrounding countryside. Everyone was waiting for the coach in front of the station. Jadwiga, after a long, longing gaze to the shopping area in front of the station, started talking about taking pictures. The usual shots, everyone thought. The more surprised were the four handsome Princes of the group when she offered to take a picture of them with the camera of one of them. Not the usual “Me in front of the station”, but she being behind the camera. She took the digital camera, and, ignoring utterances about the colour of her hair and “women and technology”, took the picture:

 

The four Princes, not only handsome, but also patient, even though comments about Jadwiga’s hair colour increased grew in intensity, comforted her: “No problem, just try it again.” And so she did:

 

 Always trying to help Blondes in distress, the Princes now raised their hands and said to Jadwiga: ”Just make sure you get the hands on the picture and then you get our faces as well.”

 

 This little story is, of course, purely fictional. Any similarities with any living Blondes are purely coincidental.

Dedicated to all Blondes- may God bless them and give them a healthy helping of self-esteem and humour in order to deal with all the comments and jokes directed at them.

 

Rolf Schwarz   ·   37  North Road   ·   Bournbrooke   ·   Birmingham   ·   B29 6 AN   ·   England

Tel: +44 121 249 2488   ·   e-Mail: Rolf_Schwarz@hotmail.com

 


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